Introducing Pepper

Say hello to...

Pepper!



The newest addition to this overstuffed household.

She's a blue heeler (also known as an Australian cattle dog), and it's the same breed our other dog, Holly, is.

She's nice and docile and quiet. Except around Brown-Eyes, who keeps trying to choke her. I think he likes being able to beat someone in the house up. Well, I bet she bites him before the week's out, and he'll more than deserve it.





Aww, look at that face.

Mama Mia!

I haven't really liked a musical that was made in the last forty years or so. I mean, I fucking hated Grease, really didn't care for Hairspray at all... Moulin Rouge and Chicago were dramas, which really don't appeal to me at all.

Yeah, not really a fan.

I want to see this movie so badly! So badly!





Abba! Meryl Streep dancing and singing in overalls! Lily Kane!

It just looks pretty and sweet and funny and awesome.

Want to see, so badly.

And now, "Mama Mia" will be in your heads all week too! Hah!

Oh, musics...

I was trying to describe the types of music I like the other day and completely and utterly failed. "Umm, I don't like rap... I'm sorta into folky indie rock... um, like Wilco! You don't know who Wilco is? Well, crap... um, I did really like that latest Nelly Furtado album... and Bruce Springsteen... I just love him... yeah, I know he's old."

Really, conversation went nowhere. And I'm perfectly aware that my inability to communicate like an intelligent human being was the primary cause. Irregardless, my taste in music is still pretty difficult to describe. So, "like" and "don't like" lists it is!

I tend to like: soft edges, pretty and/or soothing vocals, funky lyrics, horn parts I can sing along too (and I ALLWAYS do), hooks, and lyrics I can sing along to

I tend not to like: extensive instrumentals, discordant and or harsh sounds of any kind really, whining, and emotionally cloying garbage

Those lists should be much longer. One day, they probably will be, that's just all I could think of at the moment.

Same as it ever was.

Number of mailboxes and I nearly took out on my way home: 3.

Number of mailboxes I actually hit on my way home: 0.

Woo.

Yup, we got our first snow of the year, today. And, this being my third winter driving in snow... I still pretty much suck at it. Although I still have not gotten into an accident of any sort, although I really should have a few times.

Stupid things I've done in the past in the snow: Spun my car around ninety degrees on a traffic-filled road/bridge (twice, actually), got my car stuck in my parking space and "bumped" one of my neighbor's cars, got my car so stuck in my parking space (by stupidly attempting to turn the wheel instead of backing out straight) that the cute handyman who was trying to plow around me took pity, climbed in, and backed my car out himself, got stuck on an ice patch on a hill at the Target and had to have the three drivers behind me push me up it, and kind of maybe swerved and drove a little bit into a field.

And those were only the ones I could think of on the top of my head.

And Pennsylvania? Yeah, we have hills. Hills are new. I've pretty much gotten the hang of going slow and shifting down into my lowest gear to get through heavy snow. Hills, though? Fuck. And it's really not possible to get from work to my house without going up a hill. A rather large one too. Oh, and then down one once I do get there. (From now on, I'm definitely avoiding roads with the word "Hills" in the name when there's ice).

Ah yes. I was in the home stretch today, got to our driveway, slid right past it, nearly took out the minister's mailbox next door, and successfully skidded my way into the lower drive. (I usually park on an incline on the grass, perpendicular to the main driveway). I have now claimed the lower drive as my snow space. The rest of the traffic coming in and out of this house can suck it.


Adventures in snow. Same as they ever are, really.

It can't just be me, right? Movies suck this year, right?

Last year, I saw forty-two theatrically-released movies. Forty-two!

(With last year's ratings, the only things I would change with a year's hindsight is that Rocky Balboa would be in the "liked" category and Step Up would most definitely be in the LOVE category. Rocky Balboa is a good film and a ridiculously excellent way to cap off the whole Rocky saga, but it just doesn't stand as well alone, when you haven't just watched a Rocky marathon. And man, Step Up just gets better every time I watch it. I love that silly dance movie so much. So much.)


This year? Twenty-five. And I only loved five of them.

Stomp the Yard
Catch and Release
Smokin' Aces
Music and Lyrics
Black Snake Moan
Hot Fuzz
Waitress
28 Weeks Later
Georgia Rule
Knocked Up
Live Free or Die Hard
Transformers
Harry Potter and the Order of the Pheonix
Bourne Ultimatum
Stardust
The Nanny Diaries
3:10 to Yuma
Dan in Real Life
American Gangster


Rentals/Dollar Theater Picks:

Happily N'ever After (Why I saw this at the dollar theater with Chris, I have no idea)
Because I Said So (Terrible, awful, romantic comedy rental)
Breach (Vince rental. Not bad, just kinda lackluster.)
Premonition (Truly terrible airplane movie.)
Grindhouse (1/2) (Watched with Dee at AJ's... zombie gore movies just aren't my thing)
Ocean's Thirteen (Meh, not a big fan of the heist movie genre)
The Namesake (Just rented a few days ago and quite liked)


Ok, this entry is finished! More on movies later!

Adorable or Sheer Evil

Sometimes, children are adorable. They say cute things, they dance on your bed while waving your i-pod around in the air, they smile at you with their tiny little faces, they hug their stuffed hippos, and they happily make fire-engine siren noises while lying in bed for an hour every single night.

But, sometimes, they're pure and unadulterated evil. Oh yes, they're the veritable spawn of Satan.

Now, I'm not talking about normal bad behavior. You know, the saying of bad words, the pushing and shoving and general attempted fratricide, the whining, the screaming, the constant "I'm gonna puke!" threats whenever you deign to punish them or refuse to be at their beck and call.


No, I'm talking about the death threats. The "Tab, I hate you"'s spoken in an angelic voice with an evil little smile on their face. The smug little looks of "hah, I hate you and I'm absolutely letting you know that you, my dear cousin/sister, are complete and utter garbage."

And after two months, it was royally starting to piss me off.

So, I took measures into my own hands and came up with an incredibly suitable punishment.

The boys understand cause and effect really well. I inadvertently created butt-shaking monsters three years ago when I made Blue-Eyes repeatedly shaking his ass at me into a fun game in which I chased him down and smacked his tush.

So, now comes kamakazi kissing. Whenever the boys insult me, I grab them and give them an exaggerated smooch on the cheek. They (mostly my man Blue-Eyes) giggle and laugh and smile, and I declare "Man, you must really love me if you want all these kisses!" My feelings don't get hurt and the boys get attention and affection. The sheer quantity of vicious insults has gone down quite a bit, as has the severity. It seems to be working pretty well for all concerned.

Children in Need Special

I completely fail at blogging for like two entire weeks (and then fail to complete this entry for another week... bad Tabatha!)... and then I get back into the swing with... well, Dr. Who.

My favorite bits:

"Good for you, not a lot of men can carry off a decorative vegetable!"

"It really would help if there wasn't some skinny idiot ranting in my face about every single thing that happens to be in front of him!"

"Oh no, of course, you mostly went hands free, didn't you? Like 'Hey, I'm the Doctor! I can save the universe using a kettle and some string and look at me, I'm wearing a vegetable.'"

"You remembered being me, watching you, do that. You only knew what to do because I saw you do it. Wiggly wobbly. Timey wimey!"

"It was all dashing about and playing cricket and my voice going all squeaky when I shouted. I still do that! The voice thing. I got that from you!"


Wow, ok, so apparently, I've been missing Doctor Who. Goddamn Laura and Carrie and that last season of awesomeness. Also, Captain Jack is still hot. Good to know. (Not that I ever really doubted Captain Jack's supreme attractiveness, that's just unfathomable really.)

Winter Wardrobe

Well, if there was any question about which seasonal wardrobe was my favorite... opening my "winter clothes" box just answered it.

Unpacking the box, I had the follow to say (to the clothes, logically):

"Winter coat... meh, you're ugly and too big. Will need to replace you one day."

"Hey ND and UC sweatshirts, you're nice and warm, welcome to my closet."

"Pizza scarf! How are you doing!? I've missed you so much! You need a better nickname than "pizza scarf" or "disease scarf." It's not your fault you attract pizza crusts and sickness like nobody's business. No harm, I still love you."

"White fleece! Hey! And your cousin red fleece! Nice to see you, good times ahead fellas."

"Sweater-coat! Oh, sweater-coat. I love you. Man, I love you. You're kinda ratty and getting a bit old, but I don't care if you still need to be fastened with a brightly-colored paper clip, you cover my ass and keep me warm all winter. Plus, you have a hood! I shall love you forever, really."

Yeah, all of those thoughts popped into my brain. Then I thought, "My god, I'm insane". Then I thought, "Ok, yes, I am insane, and I should definitely write that shit down."

Voila.

Beware of Tears

My current goal is to try and write at least one entry every day for the next week. Many of them will probably just be quick kid anecdotes or movie reviews. We shall see. At least I have a goal.

Anyway... kid anecdote it is this morning.

So, I unfortunately learned the hard way last night that, while playing tag, I am under no circumstances allowed to tag Brown-Eyes. Because he immediately stops cold and bursts into uncontrollable tears.

Umm. What?

I know he's just a little guy and all but... I mean, he's way faster than all of us. He's like a frickin little bullet train. And was ECSTATIC to play.

Well, it turns out the former nanny's demon-spawn children conditioned him that way. Instead of tagging the first child they could reach, the little bastards would pick on the smallest and actively ambush and target the little guy. Man, I hate those boys. Luckily, the nanny (the same one who was reprimanded for allowing 4 and 6yr olds to play "Halo") was recently fired. She was told it was for "financial reasons" but it was mostly for a general and persistent apathy.

Yeah, Blue-Eyes had to explain, in a "duh, Tab" voice that his little brother can't be tagged. It was a pretty cute "big brother" moment on his part. Especially since he said it in a sort of protective matter-of-fact way and not with the annoyed "my brother is such a loser" undertones you'd expect. Go Blue-Eyes. Even if he is insisting on calling me "Tabby" at the moment to annoy me (the little demon spawn).

Welcome, Welcome

Hi internet at large!

Well, ok, let's get real...

Hi select friends who read blogs from time to time!

Welcome to my new blog. What the hell am I doing with a new blog when I can barely muster enough energy and/or enthusiasm to post even biweekly in the perfectly good livejournal I've had for 3 years?

Well, see, I think I need a new format. Sure, livejournal's nice, and it's handy because all of my friends (you peoples) already use it. But, the main problem is that I find it really text-based. Add photos and formatting posts just isn't as easy as I'd like.

Really, it's actually a giant pain in the ass.

It wouldn't be such a problem if I didn't kinda hate writing. But I do. I hate writing. Always have. Suck at it too. I really don't like writing formally, especially in a personal journal. I prefer to make my writing sound, to the best of my ability, exactly like how I'd talk. You know, with lots of breaks and commas and asides written in parenthases (not that you didn't already know this).

Anyway, I'm managing to get less and less articulate (is that even possible) as I continue. But yes. New blog. I figured I'd give it a whirl and see how things went.