Goddamn you, fictional Britta.

Well, there was a clear winner to yesterday's "which is a worse brain worm?" question.

"Getting rid of Britta was the hardest thing to do. But when someone's a bitch and a liar there ain't nothin' left to woo..."

"Britta's a B! (Not a C.) Brita's a B!"

Jesus Christ, so catchy. Can't get it out of my damn brain.

Brain Poison for Everyone!

Because I happened to fortuitously be watching this when A. sent me a horrible text message designed to put pure evil into my brain, I dedicate it to her.

Congrats, you're a G.D.B.




While you're watching horribly catchy ditties from the past week of television, here's Taylor Swift being cute/hilarious on SNL:




I'm not entirely sure which one is harder to get out of my head, "I'm getting rid of Brita... she's a G.D.B!" or "I like writing songs about douchebags who cheat on me." But luckily, both thwart the intent of the text-message of awfulness that was sent to me:


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Which song is now stuck in your head?!?