Two recent conversations with my sister.
Me: I got a giant bag of books! I even got some for you!
Her: What? (sighs audibly) What the f*** kind of book did you get me?
Me: Eclipse, the third Twilight book.
Her: Oh, sweet!
Me: I have sexy hair today! Look!
Her: How'd you get it all curly on the bottom?
Me: I left it tied up in a knot at the back of my neck all day yesterday.
Her: Eww, you didn't wash your hair today?
Me: I only wash my hair about two or three times a week.
Her: Eww, that's gross.
Me: No, it's not. Any professional hairdresser will tell you it's better to not shampoo your hair every day.
Her: Ugh.
Me: And anyway, how is this shocking? You knew this already! I've been doing this for the last 15 years! Fifteen years!
Her: Ugh.
