The dark side of Matt Damon...

I've been writing blog entries! I have! I've got ten half-written blog entries queued up and idea after idea in the pipe-line. Unfortunately, I can't finish any REAL (this entry being unreal of course) entries because I just haven't got the time.

Because I'm reading Frederica and can't put it down! Can't! Not since the big lovable dog went rampaging about the park chasing cows! And now there's been a balloon accident!

Yeah... I'll explain later. For now, I bring you three hilarious Matt Damon clips.

First, Matt Damon brilliantly makes fun of Matthew McConaughey, who I cannot fucking stand. Right now, he's sitting on the bench next to Carey Elwes. The bench, of course, being for actors that most people don't feel very strongly about but that I just cannot fucking stand.

And here's Damon doing a pretty fantastic spoof of his infamous "Eurotrip" cameo. I usually can't stand Sarah Silverman in the slightest, but she gets a pass for this one.

And, here's the famous "Eurotrip" clip. For those uninitiated, affable Scott just got dumped by his seemingly perfect girlfriend that morning at his graduation. Rocking out ensues.