Tuesday, April 8, 2008

Gaius Baltar Gets An Unfair Ammount of Tail... I'm Just Saying

It never ceases to boggle my mind that with how hot most of the Battlestar cast are, Gaius Baltar gets the most action. By far!

Dude. First, there are three different incarnations of "Cylon Model Six" including the one who slept with him so that she could bring about the mass genocide of humanity, one who appears to only exist in his head (and thus is routinely naked), and one who was a seriously traumatized rape and torture victim who had sex with him and then promptly committed suicide with a nuke, taking half the human fleet with her.

And there's Starbuck that one time. Ewww. Yeah, not a high point for Starbuck.

And those random skanks strewn about him just as the concentration camp rolled into New Caprica.

And then there was that whole bizarro threesome thing with "Caprica Six" (aforementioned genocide instigator) and "Three" (a cylon model so crazy obsessed that the other robots shut her down and wiped out her entire model as defective).

And now. Now it looks like he has an entire harem of creepy religious cult girls at his disposal.

Oh, Baltar.

2 comments:

  1. So even though I'm hopelessly behind on BSG still, we (me, James, Amy, and Anthony)watched the new episode (after the new Doctor Who). At one point all four of us were drooling a bit over Starbuck. She is way too awesome ("If you were a Cylon I'd put a bullet between your eyes").

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  2. Yeah, she's hardcore awesome. And wicked crazy.

    My favorite character is "Six" though. Which is cheating. But whatever. All of the incarnations of Six are awesome. Even the weird one in Baltar's head.

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