Photoshop Fail

A "Lane Bryant" flyer arrived in my physical mailbox the other day so I nonchalantly flipped through it.

And the following made me yell "Holy photoshop!  That's not how boobs work."

Excessive airbrushing in bra ads is nothing new.  Every bra manufacturer wants you to think their bra will make your boobs look spectacularly globular but that photo?  That's some crazy right there.

Of course, I decided to do a highly scientific study to see how you would accomplish such spectacular boob definition with a plunge bra and a set of D-cups.  The answer?  A magical combination of extreme squishing and poor posture.

I think my work's been done here.